How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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These Jokes suck.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Your mom is so nice.

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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