Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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say cheese

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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