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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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