- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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