- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What is the best joke ever? 1D

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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