Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

watch me nae nae

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

robin, get in the car.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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