You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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