Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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