- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

My dad

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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