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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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