What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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