what is a chicken answer: chicken

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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