Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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hi

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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