Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Albert <3 Hunter

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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