- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Albert <3 Hunter

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

That's what SHE said!

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