Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

sky's sty

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Church.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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