What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

whats yellow? lots of things.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Your existance.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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