What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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