Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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