a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

men, men like men= men+bed

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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