- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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this is not an anti joke

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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