Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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