- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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