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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

If you're reading this, you can read.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

V I T A M I N C !

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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