- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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