When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Homosexualism is so gay man

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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