what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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