why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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THE END.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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