Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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