Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Snooki

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

mental kid

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Im black

Anti Joke

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