- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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