- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

So does Blake

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Wait what? I did not type that!

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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