What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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