- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

My parents died!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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