Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Minecraft.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Loperson

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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