- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

who's a slut... you're mom

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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