- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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