So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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