- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Well, there's one way...

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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