- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Cool Brian

Women's Rights

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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