- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

say cheese

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Who is it?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

My friend harris is fat.

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