Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Women's rights

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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I woke up today

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Knock knock What?

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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