Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

FIONN'S LIFE

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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