Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Rebecca Black's career.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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