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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Apple juice.

Women's rights

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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