what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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