What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Neil is a reterd.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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