What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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