What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

The Game.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

I regret everything.....

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

knock knock who's there? hope

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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