What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Bob Saget

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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