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Ross.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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Take this and put it- No.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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