- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

800 people died last year. end of story

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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