Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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