Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Your mums a potato

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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