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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

A Mormon walks into a bar

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

KONY 2012

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Anti Joke

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