- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Penis

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Jews

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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