How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Knock knock knock OCD

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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