I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

PSN IS UP

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

I shot a bitch.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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