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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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