what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Where's my tractor?

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Anti Joke

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