- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

women's rights, lol

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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