- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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