What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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your mama so old, shes dead.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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