- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

black people are white when i use night gogles

Life

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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