- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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