- Anti Joke

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?