- Anti Joke

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.