- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

tommy is retared

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