- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Homosexualism is so gay man

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What's 6 + 9? 15.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why? Why Not?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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