- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

noah is a scrub jungle

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