- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Bacon is delcious.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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