What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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