- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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