there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Today is March 22.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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black people

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a ab

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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