- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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