- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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