Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Your Mom

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What's green and blue? yellow

Mitt Romney

Penis.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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