Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Anti Joke

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