- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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