What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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