- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

God

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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