- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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