what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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balls

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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