- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Women's rights.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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