What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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neil likes pube toast

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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