- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

long in the tooth!

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

So does Blake

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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