- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

no pun intended

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

He--Hey guys

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Thats sweet, thank you then.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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