- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Once upon a time

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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